Never fear, Pony’s here, with another Gunslinger Spotlight for yens guys to chew on. To keep that “New Car Smell” alive, Eisen (formerly Eisenzahn) “volunteered” to be tortu-, er, interviewed. Read on!
Eisen: Yep whats up
Eisen: I need to get new screen names
Pony: I don’t use AIM as much lately, but I still have it.
Eisen: So whats up?
Pony: Actually, I’m eatin’ a pizza lunchable, like a boss.
Eisen: Like a boss
Pony: You ready to do this thing?
Eisen: Yep whenever you’re ready
Pony: Hell yeah. Starting off: What’s the history on the gamertag Eisenzahn?
Eisen: Actually to be honest I took it from another game I know that zues plays alot of, Final Fantasy 11. The name is actually German for “Iron Tooth” and it just sounded like a badass Halo name I suppose.
Eisen: There is a possibility I may be selling out soon though.
Pony: Will TTL Eisenzahn fit? Iron Tooth is almost too badass to change.
Eisen: I was thinking of changing it to just TTL Eisen since everyone seems to just say the first part anyway.
Eisen: Or hear the randoms say Eisenhower lol
Pony: *Insert political joke here*
Eisen: Indeed. Vote for me because what would be more awesome than a Presidential gamer
Pony: Eisen in Oh-Twelve!
Pony: Okay okay, next question…
Pony: What path did you take to get here? What brought you to Mid-world?
Eisen: A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away…wait wrong story.
Pony: *face palm*
Eisen: Actually almost two years ago now I ran into a bunch of Gunslingers in Halo 3 playing Big Team Battle and the communication just blew my mind. Best part about it everyone was laughing and enjoying themselves while the game was going on.
Eisen: So after the game later that night I was checking the profiles giving good feedback (if that really works) and noticed the website and well here I am.
Eisen: Good games Good laughs was right up my alley
Pony: See, XBL isn’t such a scary place, right?
Eisen: Depends on where you look, I hear UNO can be pretty creepy at night.
Pony: Ha! #1 reported for Xbox Live Camera “abuse”.
Pony: QUESTION 3! What is a day in life of an Iron Tooth like, anyways?
Eisen: Well not much excitement for now. Currently I’m in school getting a Bachelor’s degree in Simulation and Game Programming at one of my community colleges and hopefully if I play my cards right land a job at Bungie (Hey L askan!). That’s my dream anyway.
Eisen: Other than that spending time with friends, playing Dungeons and Dragons, (Oh no one of those guys.) family, movies, beach (Minus tourist season), and spending time with my fiance.
Eisen: Next month will actually be our 1 year anniversary for our engagement
Pony: Congratulations! Us geeks get pretty lucky sometimes, with those girls that don’t despise video games.
Eisen: Yeah tell me about it when we first started dating I thought she was lying everytime she said “I enjoy watching you play.”
Eisen: and before anyone else says it. That’s what she said.
Pony: Hahaha, ZING!
Pony: Pregunta numero quatro… What part of Tied the Leader do you appreciate most? What keeps you here?
Eisen: The comaraderie, win or lose. As long as everyone enjoys the game for the same reason its made. What more do you need?
Pony: Well put, sir. Well put.
Pony: Ok newbie, it’s time to grill you. Ready for the “Wringer”?
Eisen: This should be good.
Pony: If you could accomplish any ONE thing in your life, but only that one thing, what would you want it to be?
Eisen: To be able to accomplish more than one thing?
Eisen: I suppose on a more serious note something revolutionary, something worth remembering. We all want to be remembered.
Eisen: I would have to say to be able to keep friends and family close. They have more effect on us the most would like to admit
Pony: Those are two real solid answers right there.
Pony: Okay, to shake off the serious-ness… If you had to be stuck on a desert island with one Gunslinger, which ugly mug would you pick, and why?
Eisen: Oh this could be interesting.
Eisen: I would have to say either Faithkeeper or even Hardboiled I played with them quite a bit before they even got their gunbelts and got to know them even before (Covenant voice) “The Great Journey”
Eisen: But if were talking about survival I’d bring Bear because seriously who would want to fight a bear?!
Pony: As long as there’s plenty of rum, right?
Eisen: Keep the booze coming and we won’t have any problems. Haha.
Pony: Well dude, that just about wraps it up. Any last words before this gets hacked up and edited into a completely unrecognizable plainfaced piece of web propaganda?
Eisen: Vote for me in ’12!
Eisen: If the world doesn’t end by then.
Eisen: Also on a finer note. Beware the Bush Wookies.
Pony: Bush Wookie hunting season is always in!